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This is one of the greatest moments of science: the death of science. Qualomechanics is a new science that was founded yesterday. The basic laws are outlined here:

1. The world is made up of Qualia

2. When awareness arises, new qualia are created and they mediate the phenomenal forces that make the world go round


Our team has discovered a new periodic table of Qualia, that has been found to explain all natural phenomena.

Group → Metallic qualia Beautiful Easy Sacred Uncertain Unknown Mystical Esoteric Boring Funny Bad Cute Colourful Sexy Tasty Smelly Spectacular Musical
Period ↓
Period 1 element Hashishium
H

Heavium
He
2 Libidium
Li
Beastium
Be

Batium
B
Colloseum
C
Nostimum
N
Olivium
O
Fromagium
F
Necrium
Ne
3 Naggium
Na
Magicium
Mg

Albandyum
Al
Sickium
Si
Phobium
P
Sugarium
S
Clockium
Cl
Argon
Ar
4 Kangoorium
K
Cancer
Ca
Scientium?
Sc
Tic Tac
Ti
Vandalium
V
Crankpotium
Cr
Moon
Mn
Feline
Fe
Colour
Co
Nippon
Ni
Currare
Cu
Zorrorium N
Zn
Gasses
Ga
George
Ge
Astana
As
Selinum
Se
Evilium Geniousium
Br
Kryptonite
Kr
5 37
Rb
38
Sr
Unfunnyium
Y
40
Zr
New B
Nb
Mobileium Phoneium
Mo
43
Tc
44
Ru
45
Rh
46
Pd
Augmentium
Ag
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Cd
Insiderium
In
Snoopy
Sn
51
Sb
52
Te
53
I
Xenu
Xe
6 55
Cs
56
Ba
*
72
Hf
73
Ta
74
W
75
Re
76
Os
77
Ir
78
Pt
79
Au</td>
80
Hg
81
Tl
82
Pb
83
Bi
84
Po
85
At
86
Rn
7 87
 Fr
88
Ra
**
104
Rf
105
Db
106
Sg
107
Bh
108
Hs
109
Mt
110
Ds
111
Uuu
112
Uub
113
Uut
114
Uuq
115
Uup
116
Uuh
117
Uus
118
Uuo

* Lanthanides 57
La
58
Ce
59
Pr
60
Nd
61
Pm
62
Sm
63
Eu
64
Gd
65
Tb
66
Dy
67
Ho
68
Er
69
Tm
70
Yb
71
Lu
** Actinides 89
Ac
90
Th
91
Pa
92
U
93
Np
94
Pu
95
Am
96
Cm
97
Bk
98
Cf
99
Es
100
Fm
101
Md
102
No
103
Lr



Using the table above, we are able to explain complex phenomena that former sciences were unable to explain. We can explain everything , up to the finest ever detail:

  • The qualical synthesis of Bats is Bo_2, that's why they feel like being bats
  • The Colloseum Is made of Co_2 Li that 's why it looks so big and rocky

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