This is one of the greatest moments of science: the death of science. Qualomechanics is a new science that was founded yesterday. The basic laws are outlined here:
1. The world is made up of Qualia
2. When awareness arises, new qualia are created and they mediate the phenomenal forces that make the world go round
Our team has discovered a new periodic table of Qualia, that has been found to explain all natural phenomena.
| Group → | Metallic qualia | Beautiful | Easy | Sacred | Uncertain | Unknown | Mystical | Esoteric | Boring | Funny | Bad | Cute | Colourful | Sexy | Tasty | Smelly | Spectacular | Musical | ||
| Period ↓ | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Period 1 element | Hashishium H |
Heavium He | ||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | Libidium Li |
Beastium Be |
Batium B |
Colloseum C |
Nostimum N |
Olivium O |
Fromagium F |
Necrium Ne | ||||||||||||
| 3 | Naggium Na |
Magicium Mg |
Albandyum Al |
Sickium Si |
Phobium P |
Sugarium S |
Clockium Cl |
Argon Ar | ||||||||||||
| 4 | Kangoorium K |
Cancer Ca |
Scientium? Sc |
Tic Tac Ti |
Vandalium V |
Crankpotium Cr |
Moon Mn |
Feline Fe |
Colour Co |
Nippon Ni |
Currare Cu |
Zorrorium N Zn |
Gasses Ga |
George Ge |
Astana As |
Selinum Se |
Evilium Geniousium Br |
Kryptonite Kr | ||
| 5 | 37 Rb |
38 Sr |
Unfunnyium Y |
40 Zr |
New B Nb |
Mobileium Phoneium Mo |
43 Tc |
44 Ru |
45 Rh |
46 Pd |
Augmentium Ag |
CD-ROM 48x Cd |
Insiderium In |
Snoopy Sn |
51 Sb |
52 Te |
53 I |
Xenu Xe | ||
| 6 | 55 Cs |
56 Ba |
* |
72 Hf |
73 Ta |
74 W |
75 Re |
76 Os |
77 Ir |
78 Pt |
79 Au |
80 Hg |
81 Tl |
82 Pb |
83 Bi |
84 Po |
85 At |
86 Rn | ||
| 7 | 87 Fr |
88 Ra |
** |
104 Rf |
105 Db |
106 Sg |
107 Bh |
108 Hs |
109 Mt |
110 Ds |
111 Uuu |
112 Uub |
113 Uut |
114 Uuq |
115 Uup |
116 Uuh |
117 Uus |
118 Uuo | ||
| * Lanthanides | 57 La |
58 Ce |
59 Pr |
60 Nd |
61 Pm |
62 Sm |
63 Eu |
64 Gd |
65 Tb |
66 Dy |
67 Ho |
68 Er |
69 Tm |
70 Yb |
71 Lu | |||||
| ** Actinides | 89 Ac |
90 Th |
91 Pa |
92 U |
93 Np |
94 Pu |
95 Am |
96 Cm |
97 Bk |
98 Cf |
99 Es |
100 Fm |
101 Md |
102 No |
103 Lr | |||||
Using the table above, we are able to explain complex phenomena that former sciences were unable to explain. We can explain everything , up to the finest ever detail:
- The qualical synthesis of Bats is , that's why they feel like being bats
- The Colloseum Is made of that 's why it looks so big and rocky
